Told or Known

Despite All My Rage…

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:30:03 -0500

While it’s a very effective at waking me up, I’m starting to wonder if my Bullet With Butterfly Wings alarm is setting the best tone for the day.

Meta Marco Moment

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:26:38 -0500

Meta Marco Moment

GPOYW - Chrome Dome Edition

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:17:54 -0500

GPOYW - Chrome Dome Edition

“Structuring My Life Around That Which Cannot Be Destroyed...

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:56:54 -0500

“Structuring My Life Around That Which Cannot Be Destroyed Or Taken Away”

What a sad, fearful, and utterly futile definition of security to encourage your citizenry to embrace.

Aqua Velva: It does a lot more than just smell nice.

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:22:59 -0500

Aqua Velva: It does a lot more than just smell nice.

And thusly, Emerson’s education concerning the finer...

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:03:48 -0500

And thusly, Emerson’s education concerning the finer things in life continues.

*124 Episodes!

When I first brought the Lincoln Logs out of storage to let Em...

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 12:40:14 -0500

When I first brought the Lincoln Logs out of storage to let Em play with them, these two cars and a stray Lego were in the box with them.

They are her favorite part of playing Lincoln Logs now, but strictly part of the set in her mind.

From day one she has insisted that when we put Lincoln Logs away, the cars are put away with them.

Kern Ridge’s Poorly Kerned Ridge (by Rod Knowlton) Ironic...

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:51:03 -0500

Kern Ridge’s Poorly Kerned Ridge (by Rod Knowlton)

Ironic Typography

The full video,and in higher resolution.

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:46:25 -0500

The full video,and in higher resolution.

“Have a good Saturday”

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:03:23 -0500

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“Have a good Saturday”

Current Status

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:14:42 -0500

Current Status

Maybe they should get them off the street before they study...

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:45:36 -0500

Maybe they should get them off the street before they study them.

[gulp] My manager keeps stacks of several trade magazines on a...

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:12:40 -0500

[gulp]

My manager keeps stacks of several trade magazines on a table outside his office.

A table I see every time I leave my cubicle.

The October issue of Insurance & Technology cannot arrive fast enough for me.

Friday Eye Day

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:15:04 -0500

Friday Eye Day

chrisereneta: lonelysandwich: seoulbrother: incorrigiblerobot...

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:33:57 -0500

chrisereneta:

lonelysandwich:

seoulbrother:

incorrigiblerobot:

sloganeerist:

Plus, additional friends!

Like Bernadette Peters. Steve Lawrence. Michael J. Fox. Yakoff Smirnoff. Jay Thomas. Martin Van Buren. Shoeless Joe Jackson. Tom Waits. Jaromir Jagr. Erin Moran. Nelson Mandela. Orson Welles. Jerry Lewis. Avery Schreiber. Boog Powell. Madonna. Bernie Goetz & the Bernie Goetz Dancers. Vic Tayback. And Tony Shaloub.

James Caan. Telly Savalas. Burl Ives. Franklin Delano Roosevelt Before the Wheelchair. L.C. Greenwood. Rip Taylor. Anson Williams. Kool & The Gang. Albert Camus. Father Guido Sarducci. Ed Marinaro. Funk from Funk & Wagnall. Wagnall. Larry Bird. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. C3PO. Ghandi. And Mel Tillis.

Dylan McDermott. Harry Reasoner. The Beatles. Mary Lou Retton. Michael York. H.G. Wells. Festus. Edgar Bergen. Arnold Palmer. Twiki. Joyce DeWitt. Eric Bogosian. Charro. George McGovern. Danny Wuerffel. Jeff Conaway. Sir Edmund Hillary. Gays. The Louisiana Purchase. And Tonto.

Alan King. Tina Yothers…

The Captain and Tennille. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Foster Brooks. Jefferson Davis. Ken Burns and the Ken Burns Effect. The Waitresses. Eli Whitney and His Miraculous Cotton Gin. The Unknown Comic. Dorian Gray. Rich Little. May West. Lunchables. Colonel Mustard. And Elmo.

Ted Danson. Rodan. Bruce Wayne. The Unbearable Lightness of Being. John Larroquette. Melba Toast. Rickey Henderson. The Baja Boys. Ted Turner. Fred Flintstone. Alan Funt. Satan. Elizabeth Montgomery. Long Duc Dong. Kelsey Grammar. And Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

Phil Collins. Elliot Ness. Dora the Explorer…

Kai Ryssdal, Sammy Davis, Jr., Jon Cryer, Mark Hamill, Paul Lynde, Lonnie Anderson, Scott Baio, Shields and Yarnell, Eric Estrada, Julius “Dr. J.” Erving, Charro again, Modesky, Martin and Wood, David Copperfield, Solomon Grundy, Kansas, Ronald Reagan, Bill Brasky, Harry Belefonte, A brand new COLOR TV, Soupy Sales, Nipsey Russell. And Liu Kang.

Glenn Campbell, Evel Knievel, Cal Worthington and his dog Spot, Ivar, Tex Winter, Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Nellie Bly, O.J. Simpson, Bo Derek, Mario Lopez, Crystal Carrington, That cute black kid, Florence Henderson, Willie Tyler and Lester, Elmore Leonard or is it Leonard Elmore, Lynn Swan, Pete Cashmore, a young Susan Sarandon, a hot Kathleen Turner, a burnt out Shelly Winters, Burt Reynolds, Annie Oakley. And Gil Gerrard.

Tammy Wynette. Cindy Williams. Heathcliff Huxtable and Kenny (Bud). Christy McNichol. Robin Hood Prince of Men. Burl Ives. Merl Bives. Blurf Pives and Mr. Shantypanty. Alice from the Brady Bunch with Her Hair Down. Sam the Butcher with a Hard-on. Hamlet Prince of Thieves and his Pal Nugat. The Korean War. Wayne Newton. Andre the Giant (deceased). Jean-Paul Belmondo. Jean-Jacque Blieubeaublieux. And Gordon from Sesame Street with a Hard-on.

Jack Black. Mike White. Jim Brown. Timmy Purple. Wilson Phillips and the Fat One. Mackenzie Phillips and Baggage. A squirrel. Lady Diana. David Duke and the Racial Tension. Tenzin Gyatso (né Peter Fonda). Daryl Hannah and her Tree Band. D.A.R.Y.L. the Robot Boy Who Could Play Pole Position Real Good. Jon Landis. Martin Landau. Knots Landing. Knott’s Berry Farm. Berry Gordy. Marion Berry and the Marionberries with Special Appearance By Crack. Tiffany Brissette. Edie McClurg. Clurg McBlurg. And Burl Ives.

This is BULLSHIT you guys. Twiki was totally on NBC.

bidi-bidi

Toothpaste For Dinner I wish I couldn’t identify with...

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:29:57 -0500

Toothpaste For Dinner

I wish I couldn’t identify with this quite so much.

Working From Home

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:54:16 -0500

Em: [arrives home with Amanda] Daddy!
Me: [picks up Em, talks briefly with her about her day]…Okay, sweetie. Daddy needs to get back to work now.
Amanda: ♫ and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon…
Me: Ha.
[time passes]:
Amanda: Em, can you give Daddy a night-night hug and kiss?
Em: NO!
Me: ♫ my girl was just like me…

All ducks are wearing dog masks | Ubersuper

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:10:31 -0500

All ducks are wearing dog masks | Ubersuper

davidseger: Thanks again, YouTube! Description escapes me....

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:57:39 -0500

davidseger:

Thanks again, YouTube!

Description escapes me. Just watch it.

Murphy’s Lullaby

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:50:38 -0500

Murphy’s Lullaby