Told or Known

(via delgrosso)

You go ahead and keep trying to perpetuate a homophone based meme in an audio post, Tony. Don’t let anyone tell you it can’t be done, not even yourself.

They said humankind would never fly.

They said we’d never walk on the moon.

They say I can’t control the traffic outside my window using mind beams.

They say there’s a bar in France where the ladies wear no pants.

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, which is true if the weapon isn’t sharp or powerful enough to puncture the sternum.

They say “Fools! Russian wereangels fear to tread!”, which makes no sense because if I were a Russian wereangel there’s no way I’d fear anything except maybe a werearchangel, which I doubt even exist.

The point is “they” say lots of things, and sometimes they’re right.

No, wait. I may have told it wrong.

I’d go back and fix it, but you know what they say…