So you’re looking for something to really set your motel apart.
Something that will help guests overlook the fact that it’s in a ghost business district of a Route 66 town all but killed by the emergence of interstate highways.
That copy of Cheap Plastic Fixtures, Inc’s catalog has been sitting on your desk for months. If you were to pick it up and drop it on its spine, it would open to one of two dog eared pages: Plastic Old-Timey Globe Lamp or Plastic Oddly Colored Short Straight Palm Tree.
How can you possibly decide?
Then, the epiphany.
Who says you can’t use both?
