ten quick questions
1. Who are you?
Just a man.
2. Zombies - undead monstrosity or the next logical step in human evolution? ?
The slow, Night of the Living Dead style ones are undead monstrosities, and the fast, Return of the Living Dead style ones are third evolutionary step from now.
3. Young Elvis or Fat Elvis?
CBS Comeback Special Elvis, which falls in between the two.
4. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
Rod Knowlton. Oops, I’ve said too much.
5. You are the last man on earth, and it is your job to perpetuate the human race, whether you like it or not. Your choice of potential mates is between Wonder Woman, the Bionic Woman or Super Girl. Which one do you choose?
The Bionic Woman. I had myself a major Lindsay Wagner crush.
6. What was your first car?
1967 Volkswagen Beatle, painting with a mix of flat red, flat black, and what appeared to be house interior latex black as somebody’s (poor) idea of a ladybug. It arrived in that state.
7. If you were going to show me around your city/town, where’s the first place you would take me?
Duffy’s Diner on Cherry Street.
8. What’s the last album you bought?
Some Tom Jones album at the estate sale of an old neighbor that died.
9. Do you have an arch enemy? Would you like one?
I’m my own arch enemy, and I’d like to be rid of him (but not me).
10. What’s the title of the movie they are going to make about your teenage years?
Dorkpocalypse Now
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