Wednesday, December 4, 2013
I wonder…can Wolfram Alpha answer that?
More often than not, in my experience.
Yes, I know I’m more likely to think of Wolfram Alpha in cases where it’s a WA kind of question, but it’s the interpretation of my input that impresses me most of the time and besides, shut up.
When it comes to ways to start your day, breaking a chair by sitting in it is a fairly demoralizing one.
"People Flailing About In the Maw of the Ice Monster"
I’ll bet The Weather Channel has a team dedicated to creating icons to indicate how jacked up the weather gets here.
I call this one
. "People Flailing About In the Maw of the Ice Monster" Tuesday, December 3, 2013
I’m going to wear my penguin pants and penguin jacket because we have music today and the music teacher loves penguins.
Emerson, demonstrating more awareness of wardrobe and schedule this morning than I have in my entire life.
Saturday, November 30, 2013
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"Twenty years of my life back"
"One day without something hurting"
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
A judge has ordered the release of the 911 calls from the Sandy Hook massacre.
If any news programs play audio from the Sandy Hook 911 calls I’m going to throw my fucking TV out the window.
There’s no useful information to be gleaned, especially in light of the Connecticut D.A.’s report about the tragedy.
Show some class, news shows. Don’t fucking do it.
One of the advantages of having
cut the cable is that we rarely are subjected to live broadcast news.
The best thing that could happen here is for a large media outlet to rush to announce that they
won’t be making it available in any way.
That would probably be sufficient to keep all but the bottom feeders from doing it as well.
I’m not holding my breath, though.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
The suspense is killing me. WHAT IS IT NOT SAFE FOR?!?