July 2011
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"Because you're suppose to" is not a reason to...
It’s a reason not to think.
Belief comes from within.
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“I don’t really mind people all that much.”
– Me, in an email to my wife.
Also, Two Words I Read Last Week That I'm Sure...
Reese’s S’Mores
Save money in grocery stores while traveling; use... →
Don’t bother signing up for a card or paying full price. Supermarkets can look you up by phone number: use Jenny’s! 867-5309 works every time. Invariably, someone has signed up with this number to avoid giving out their real phone number.
Genius.
“Emerson, I want you to look at me and say ‘Serenity Now’.”
– Amanda, trying a new calming approach.
150 Pounds Overweight
Mr. Rogers weighed 147 pounds his entire adult life.
So it’s like I’m giving Mr. Rogers a piggy-back ride everywhere.
And he’s carrying a kilo of Peruvian flake.
I suspect one of those likes is just for eating a...
I’m okay with that.
“I don’t know what this is about, but I bet it’s about fighting.”
– Emerson, examining an X-Men DVD case.
