January 2010
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Medical Mystery
Me: I can't believe I didn't lose my voice this weekend. I usually lose it just from too many meetings in one day.
Amanda: Is it because you were listening to other people for a change?
Me: No, that can't be it.
So much for plausible deniability when it comes to... →
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WatchEmerson has something she’d like to say to everyone she met this weekend.
(iPhone compatible version)
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“How was I to know they’d have a can of shark repellant bat-spray at hand?”
– The Penguin
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Note to self
Next time put on your jacket before leashing both dogs.
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“Mr. Robertson portrays God as having a severe anger management problem and who...”
– Carlton Pearson - God Is Not The Christian Pat Robertson Is
A Security Thought Experiment
Picture one of those lottery ping-pong chamber contraptions.
Into this device we place one hundred sequentially numbered ping-pong balls, checking each for uniform shape and weight first.
The ping-pong balls each have their number printed on two sides, with any ambiguous sixes or nines appropriately marked.
Surrounding the box on all six sides are high speed film cameras with unobstructed...
“And crawling, on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race....”
– Superheroes (RHPS)
“…knowledge workers believe they are paid to be effective, not to work 9 to 5.”
– Eric Schmidt (via azspot)
It's going to be one of those days.
You know that thing where one person’s trying to unlock a car door while another person is trying to open it, so it doesn’t unlock or open and the first person has to relock it in order to unlock it?
I managed to do that to myself this morning.
Stellar.
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One Year, One Week, And Five Days
That’s how long it took me to realize I can check the time on my iPhone without exiting a game an application by putting it to sleep.
sistacrumpet asked: Off the top of my head, the only drugs which affect ciliary muscles are the benzodiazepines.
Also off the top of my head, muscle relaxants which don't have problems with ciliary muscles:
Soma (carisoprodol); Robaxin (methocarbamate); Lioresal (baclofen); Zanaflex (tizanadine); Parafon Forte (chlorzoxazone); and Skelaxin (metazalone)
Also off the top of my head, muscle relaxants which don't have problems with ciliary muscles:
Soma (carisoprodol); Robaxin (methocarbamate); Lioresal (baclofen); Zanaflex (tizanadine); Parafon Forte (chlorzoxazone); and Skelaxin (metazalone)
Wanted:
A muscle relaxant that helps my back but doesn’t affect the ciliary muscles.
Barring that, feel free to ask me some questions, which I’ll try to answer in spite of my blurry vision.
“Carson Daly is the Pluto of talk shows.”
– David Letterman
(via lumber)
M.F.S.B. - K-Jee
A little M.F.S.B. for that...
“Friends don’t let friends use IE6”
– Amy Bazdukas, Microsoft’s general manager for Internet Explorer
Tumblr Tip: Discreet NSFW Picture Posting
If you’d like to spare your work-bound followers from NSFW images in their dashboard, here’s how you do it.
Create your picture post, choosing ‘private’ from the select list that includes ‘publish now’ and ‘add to queue’.
In the dashboard, click on ‘share’ which appears next to ‘delete’ and ‘edit’ on private...
Anonymous asked: Who cartoonified you for your avatar?
Anonymous asked: Which date is the appropriate one to wear thigh-high fishnets? Is there such a thing as too soon?
FIXED Tumblr Tip: Queue Answers, then Edit to use...
One annoyance of the new ask function is that the response editor is always the rich HTML client, no matter your personal settings.
I discovered today, quite by accident, that a response that’s been queued can be edited with your preferred editor.
entropyas asked: When did you decide you wanted to marry me?
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Dear Steven Bochco,
Please, please, please release Cop Rock on DVD.
You can’t argue with the fact that it’s historic television. It deserves to be seen by future generations.
TIA