September 2009
A Netflix Koan
entropyas:
toldorknown:
If you’re on the one-DVD-at-a-time plan and a certain movie can never be at the top of the queue, is it really even in the queue?
When I disappoint you with something I place in the queue as much as you disappointed me with “Used Cars” this weekend, then you may insert “Tron” at the top of the queue or wherever else you might like.
Fair enough.
A Netflix Koan
If you’re on the one-DVD-at-a-time plan and a certain movie can never be at the top of the queue, is it really even in the queue?
NASA revealed that the mysterious streak of light spotted by onlookers in the...
– Weekly Review—By Claire Gutierrez (Harper’s Magazine)
I <3 Harper’s Weekly Review
My wife and daughter are stuck at KFC
Less than three miles from home, but they have to wait for the flood waters to recede before they can get there.
lilykily:
I made this music video for you lovely peoples of Tumbl’r! I hope you see yourself and/or another familiar faces.
I hope you enjoy!
Love, Lilykily
Very nice.
I’m even in it, but if you blink you’ll miss it.
I held an informal race this morning
In Lane One
Machine: MacBook, 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, OS X 10.6 Running Apps: Safari, iTunes, Omnifocus, various utilities (eg Quicksilver) Task: Download OS X 10.6.1 and iTunes 9, restart, install both, and restart again.
In Lane Two
Machine: Thinkpad T400, 2.26 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, Windows XP SP2 Running Apps: Lotus Notes, AT & T VPN, Emacs, Evernote, various utilities Task:...
Gimme Two Words
Any two words, related or unrelated.
Maybe I’ll do something with them, maybe I won’t.
Maybe I’ll let you know, maybe I won’t.
It’s just two lousy words. You’ve got time for that, don’t you?
He showed me his wang once too.
– entropyas
I hope he held onto it. Those things are collector’s items now.
Invisible Runner Rule - Wikipedia, the free... →
The invisible runner(s) travel at the speed of the current batter. For example, assume an invisible runner on first base while the batter hits the ball. If the fielding team reaches second base before the batter reaches first base, the invisible runner is out. Otherwise, the invisible runner is considered safe.
I find the Ghost Runner (that’s what we called them) interesting for three...
Dear News Media
In the clip of the little girl throwing the foul ball back, the dad looks to me to be nothing but amused from the second she does it.
Stop saying he hugged her because she thought she’d done something wrong.
I know that leaves you without a narrative, so here’s one: He hugged her because she, unlike too many of her countryfolk, doesn’t dysfunctionally value things over...
Spanking detrimental to children, study says -... →
thememegeneration:
To me, this is a “no duh” kind of finding. But that’s not what I want to talk about.
What I want to talk about is WHO THE FUCK SPANKS A 1-YEAR-OLD?!
I take that back. I don’t think I can stomach talking about it.
For the most part it’s people that were themselves spanked as one year olds.
It’s a self perpetuating problem that we’ll be a very long time...
That's Right
My retractable lanyard has a skull and crossbones on it.
Because I’m just that awesome.
We all feel terrible from time to time. That’s it, that’s the human condition....
– Ross
Beyoncé’s last name has the best first five letters of all time.
Told or Known Doodle Time →
A place for my more random doodles.
In case anyone needs a reminder, check out... →
mikemorrow:
Also: don’t fucking send pictures of your junk unless specifically requested.
And if any of you designer types want to do a redesign of *that* site, you’re welcome to send them my way. Don’t worry about the whole “unsolicited” problem, because read that previous sentence.