May 2007
“Hello, and welcome to our Microsoft lawsuit invitational.”
– “Sue me first, Microsoft”
“Laser hair removal will not work if your beard is light or, in most cases, red,...”
– Jerry Kindall: laser beard removal(ed. bummer. )
Paul Gauguin, Passive-Aggressive Artist →
I will write that a second time, so the words soak into your mind: Your prostitute, your dishes.
“That’s right, one of the alleged “terrorists” was so alarmed by what the FBI’s...”
– Making Light: If the Terrorists Didn’t Exist…
“That sounds a lot like halfway between orange and three. You can’t pick any two...”
– The Dilbert Blog: Free Will in Fruit Flies
“We’ve felt Minnesota, judged Amy, saved Private Ryan, been John Malkovich, found...”
– Kung Fu Grippe
“Reason #3 - You Possess Unlimited Responsibility:
The computer guy is expected...”
– 10 Reasons It Doesn’t Pay To Be “The Computer Guy” · LifeReboot.com
“Sexual harassment is no joke, sweet cans”
– Joe Rogan - News Radio
“Despite the complete absurdity of the design request, and the complete...”
– Job Interview 2.0: Now With Riddles! - Worse Than Failure
“GTD and its numerous brethren are, as a rule, simplistic, ineffective, and...”
– Apodion.net » GND
“before I rush into a burning building to save someone, I want to know if that...”
– The Dilbert Blog: Looks Are Destiny
“»»»I’d bring you a casserole if you were in town. Nothing...”
– alt.fan-cecil-adams via alt.humor.best-of-usenet
“Until the modern age, most households had two distinct intervals of slumber,...”
– Dreams Deferred - New York Times
WatchShift Happens (SlideShare version)
“I’ve often wondered if being a smart animal is such a great thing. A big brain...”
– No Impact Man
“Now I know why Einstein invoked Spinoza when talking about his beliefs. Einstein...”
– The Dilbert Blog: God for Weasels