April 2007
“it’s believed the person was carrying a yoga mat that was mistaken for a...”
– Suspicious Object Prompts Lock Down at OU
“The owner obviously felt wronged when he saw his neighbor going all Lego on his...”
– Scott Adams - The Dilbert Blog: Tap the Goat
Which Scrubs Character Are You?
You’re Doctor Cox! Sarcastic and cynical, but deep down we know you care. Sometimes it’s ok to let that show. Take this quiz!
Quizilla
PAPER AIRPLANES AND MORE →
Home of Ken Blackburn, Guinness record holding paper airplane manufacturer. ( via Geekdad)
MyxerTones :: Ringtones from your music! →
make and share mobile phone ringtones and wallpapers
“You got to treat yourself like number one
Do you need to be reminded?
It...”
– Shout It Out Loud - Kiss
WatchRadical Financial Plan from SNL - Don’t Buy Stuff You Can’t Afford
100 Portable Apps for your USB Stick (both for Mac... →
This stuff can be installed on any portable drive, i.e. USB thumbdrive, PDA or an iPod. You can use them at work, school, or any other place where you can plugin your device.
“The purpose of this contest is absurd humor, but I hope it also makes a point....”
– Bruce Schneier - Crypto-Gram: Announcing Second Annual Movie-Plot Threat Contest
Why Gregory Ruiz-Ade is an ignorant... →
Quoting Helge: ”To which I finally get a reply - the first and only email from the group, namely from sa(i)d Gregory K. Ruiz-Ade (emphasis by me): Sorry about your address leaking through. That was an accident, and yes. Get over it, and quit being such a retard about it. What are you going to do next, demand that we remove it from Google’s search results and cache? And, thanks to my spam...
“A TiVo Season Pass is a wish your TiVo makes when you’re neglectful and...”
– I Like to Watch | Salon Arts & Entertainment
Cell Phones For People That Really Shouldn't Have... →
(courtesy EntropyAS)
What are the odds?
Jamie: You know, there are only three songs by this artist on this CD and the shuffle just played them in a row. What are the odds?
Mandy: How many tracks are on the CD?
Jamie: 17, so I guess it would be [way too much math rambling expurgated]
Mandy: [more expurgated math]
[Pause]
Mandy: For most couples, that would have been a rhetorical question.
WatchQueens of the Stone Age with More Cowbell
I can’t believe I missed this the first time around….just saw it on E!
“I just kinda ran out of imagination….it’s the best I could...”
– Orson Carson, to Otis Lee Crenshaw - Like a Woman
Fast Food - Part 1
Every Drive-Thru Clerk, ever: May I take your order?
Me: Yes. I would like [food item(s)] and that's all.
Every Drive-Thru Clerk, ever: Okay, that's [food item(s)]. Would you like anything else?
Me: No.......that's all.
“You must be gravitating to the vibe I’m generating or maybe not”
– Smash Mouth - “Satellite”
Wanna Play?
Apparent terms of the Contract to Play Fetch between me (hereinafter referred to as the Thrower) and O.D. (hereinafter referred to as the Fetcher) The object to be thrown (hereinafter referred to as the Projectile) shall be selected either by random choice of the Fetcher or by the Thrower selecting an object and throwing it before the Fetcher is aware that a fetch session (hereinafter referred to...
The Cardinal Goes "Whi-chew" →
Fer Mandy
freesound :: home page →
The Freesound Project is a collaborative database of Creative Commons licensed sounds. Freesound focusses only on sound, not songs.
A Simple Code - Web Karma, Distilled →
E Pluribus Umbrage →
via Hit and Run
Which File Extension are You?
likebetter.com →
When the brain turns pink, it knows something about you.
Polka Floyd! →
If you turn the sound down on Leaving Las Vegas and start it at the same time as How I Wish for a Beer, they totally sync up!
“13. A hacker is always able to break into the most sensitive computer in the...”
– Programming Blog : Things Computers Can Do in Movies (via Boing Boing)
“The investor wants to get his, that’s the $25. But it’s our land,...”
– Grand Canyon Skywalk : “Question Answerer” explains the $50 surcharge (Hicks-Wright.net via Joel on Software)
“While the debate of Windows v. Mac v. Linux rages on, at times rising to a roar...”
– Firefox OS: Why My Hard Drive & Software are Obsolete - lifehack.org
“Pardon us, ma’am. Mind if we ask you a question?”
Well, people keep...”
– Unix For the Masses
3D Logic Cube →
molto addictive
“Students for whom performance is paramount want to look smart even if it means...”
– The Effort Effect : STANFORD Magazine
CalendarAssociation.org - Calendar Marketing... →
There really is something for everyone out there.
Nobody counts Insanely Happy as a favorite →
Flickr stat or sad statement on everyone’s mood?