Today's Statement That Would Have Made No Sense...
“I use my watch to control the music on my phone.”
Hemlock Grove: A Review Haiku
Nice look, spooky stuff. Thirteen episodes? Really? Five would’ve done it.
Harper's Index - May 2013 →
Portion of Americans who believe that they are “living the American dream” : 1/4 Portion of all North American Internet traffic accounted for by videos streamed from Netflix : 1/4 Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Jesus, This Week | The Onion →
At press time, sources confirmed that, you know what? Forget this week. 2013 as a whole can pretty much go straight to hell where it belongs. Amen.
Going through a tornado with a non-Oklahoman
okcomg: True dat Wait…I’m not an Oklahoman. Make that “Non-TornadoAlleyite”
FOX Renews THE FOLLOWING For A Second Season →
Why do American television studios insist on riding any good thing they create into the ground? This news is six weeks old, but the proximity of season one’s end has me thinking about it again. This show’s premise is great, but would have been best served by a set length with no need to somehow perpetuate itself (cf 24).
Confuse and Annoy Your Future Self In Three Easy...
Buy a single issue of a newspaper you don’t subscribe to. Put it somewhere out of the way in your house, preferably with some unsorted financial documents. Forget about it. I just scoured every inch of the July 25, 2011 Tulsa World in an ultimately fruitless attempt to determine why I kept it.
You know Black Widow doesn’t have any special powers, but she’s...– Emerson knows her Avengers
What I expect to happen is that my body will fail, my mind will cease to...– Roger Ebert — I do not fear death
If you’re mean, then he’ll bring you toilet paper and panties and...– Emerson, explaining Santa Claus
I’ve got a bad valve in my ticker, and it’ll need to be repaired or replaced. How’s that for a lede? This was going to be a long post about how we came to know this, how I feel about it, and all that junk. But in a crisis I tend to be a “just the facts” kind of guy. So here they are: Mitral Valve Prolapse Having a trans-esophageal echocardiogram on 3/29 for...
A Dublin Lullaby — Three Dead Trolls in a...