May 2012
7 tags
It's the new "nothing"
Me: "What did you do at school today?"
Em: "All of the things that we do at school."
Dear Whoever Stole From Our Van This Weekend:
I could give two shits about the FM audio adapter, but the controller for the wheelchair lift?!?
W.
T.
F.
Do us all a favor and die young.
1 tag
April 2012
Ten Minutes Into First Exposure To Balance Beam
Five minutes after this, she was just stepping straight onto the beam from the block.
I see lessons in her future.
I less than three Fringe
Border Guard: Are you on any medications?
Walter Bishop: Several—mostly recreational.
Novelists in packs are like Smurfs, except drunk and bitter.
– Jim Behrle — How To Write The Great American Novel
March 2012
Scrubs: My Life In Four Cameras
Love this episode.
Favorite moment: the applause break when the janitor rolls in.