Told or Known

43f Podcast: John Gruber & Merlin Mann's...

Mar 12th

“”Secret Dreams”“ This is a decent...

Mar 12th

I thought about pretending to be at SXSW

But that sort of thing’s been done, and by funnier people than me. Then I thought,...

Mar 12th

When Emerson saw Karl, she just smiled real big and said, “Bunny!”.

Mar 12th

Only a two year old can throw a full-on fit when...

Mar 12th

Karl had a great hump day, but he paid for it in meetings...

Mar 11th

You know how you order something and they say “Ships...

Mar 11th

Spender's Remorse

I get depressed* after making any sort of substantial purchase, even when it’s been carefully...

Mar 10th

Irony, thy name art autocomplete.

Mar 10th

Lifelock Dinged $12 Million for Deceptive...

Mar 10th

Pretty creeped out. Ewwwww!

Mar 9th

No. No I did not.

Mar 9th

No. No I did not.

Mar 9th

UU2B

In case anyone was wondering, it stands for “Unitarian Universalist To Be”*. *Of...

Mar 9th

Food makes it all better*. *She actually calmed down after...

Mar 9th

The First Cut Is The Scariest (via toldorknown)

Mar 9th

Home Tips by Scott Knowlton, age unknown (7-10ish, circa...

Mar 8th

“The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over...”
— Louis C. K.

Mar 8th

I tell ya, I’m ‘bout ready to cut a box up in...

Mar 8th

I’ve got a fair idea when this particular tub of junk...

Mar 8th

Trying to keep myself from showing up on Hoarders, I’m...

Mar 7th

“Attempting to sound the horn”

Mar 7th

Air Bag Safety Instructions “Do not attempt to sound...

Mar 7th

Proposed Car Lot Negotiation Tactic

Once you identify a car you’d like, go to the bank and get what you’re willing to pay...

Mar 7th

Oh, so we really did buy a car last night. How about...

Mar 7th

“One wrong doesn’t make a right.” I love...

Mar 7th

Emerson’s pants didn’t have pockets to jam her...

Mar 7th

“What are we going to need to do to get you into this car...”
— Our Car Salesman Goes With A...

Mar 7th

Today’s discovery: some cards from Cat Knock Out!!...

Mar 6th

Mount Kearsarge

Mar 6th

The one thing glaringly wrong with the TiVo interface. ...

Mar 6th

“We’re settlin’!!”
— Anti-Dissertation  Do you...

Mar 6th

misseffieb: Our ancient heroes, they are turning to...

Mar 6th

Ladies and Gentlemen, my maternal family crest. You bet...

Mar 6th

To be fair, he didn’t say he should.

Mar 6th

I just couldn’t take it anymore. Every time I used...

Mar 5th

We’re in*. *Please don’t burgle us.

Mar 5th

Good Thing They Paid Extra For That...

Apparently Cox Business Internet customers in this area have no service, while Home Internet users...

Mar 5th

Godzilla Haiku (via Neatorama)

Mar 4th

The Problem with the iPhone Universal...

The last thing I need is a another fifty or hundred dollar device the size of a matchbox. I...

Mar 4th

“Put your ideas and dreams in your mind and you will get in...”
— @juanarce,...

Mar 4th

We’re forcing Em to use a flip-phone so that...

Mar 4th

Emerson always gets embarrassed by our public displays of...

Mar 4th

Dear Everyone Reporting On The Kids In...

It was incredibly stupid of those involved, they’ve been suspended, and those facts are...

Mar 4th

Watch

Match Game—when microphones attack Gene swung the coolest microphone ever.

Mar 4th

Listen

DJ Riko - Match Game (Riko Beats Mix) For weselec and inthefade.

Mar 4th

Listen

Billy May and His Orchestra - Mannix Crank it up, bitches. Piano solo’s at 1:19.

Mar 4th

Truth be told, this was my favorite tweet of mine from...

Mar 4th

steelopus: So. Lame. I hate 99% of all the Tumblr themes...

Mar 4th

Careful with that delete icon! There’s no...

Mar 4th

I love living in an age when I can fill all the little...

Mar 4th

My blog just turned 3! So this apparently is a thing now.

Mar 3rd

Watch

indefensible: The Pursuit of Happiness, I’m an adult now. ‘I don’t write songs about girls any...

Mar 3rd

NOTE TO NASA

weselec: When you send somebody into deep space to meet alien life for the first time, don’t send...

Mar 3rd

amazonhunter: Hop on Pop (Bright & Early Board...

Mar 3rd

On February 25th, 2010, as I fell asleep, inspiration...

Mar 2nd

I hope he’s just listening to the radio, because he...

Mar 2nd

Extortion

Em: Light! <points at living room light switch>
Me: No, honey. It's dark room time (which preceeds bedtime)
Em: Light!
Me: No, it's dark room time.
Em: <walks over to end table beside me, points at my Sonic cup> Daddy's?
Me: Yes, that's daddy's cup.
Em: Daddy's cup.
Me: <looks away, then hears said cup fall over. Rights the cup (thankfully the cap stayed on)> You know what? Let's not play with daddy's cup, okay?
Em: <walks back over by light switch> LIGHT!!
End scene.

Mar 2nd

Just one part of the fabulous showcase of anniversary gifts...

Mar 2nd

SeoulBrother and I like to keep the WwF board tight.

Mar 1st

How not to use a white sheet to create that professional...

Mar 1st

rachelarogers: ampersands: luckyshirt: These Magie...

Mar 1st

She's my best friend.

Somewhere between yesterday and today, there’s a mini-Brigadoon of a day that only appears on...

Mar 1st